|Artwork & Lyrics © D Lithgo 2010|
|When cows stop grazing|
And their tails start raising
The rains will soon arrive
First rain, then a flood
Then nothing but mud
Which will leave the poor farmer in strife
|If love hasn't found you |
And you begin to despair
Help is at hand, but please be aware
When Cupid comes calling, he can be a menace
As he delivers his special love lettuce.
|When feeling the urge to sneeze,|
Best give your nostrils a squeeze,
For the devil is poised to possess you
Unless someone cries out "God bless you!".”
|When catching and releasing a ladybird|
A young lady will get a surprise
For in the direction it travels
Her future husband arrives.
|When you swallow the seeds of an apple|
Your stomach will start to grapple
And indigestion will soon begin.
The seeds will converge
And the roots will emerge
Causing a tree to grow from within.