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| Artwork & Lyrics © D Lithgo 2010 |
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| When cows stop grazing And their tails start raising The rains will soon arrive First rain, then a flood Then nothing but mud Which will leave the poor farmer in strife |
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| If love hasn't found you And you begin to despair Help is at hand, but please be aware When Cupid comes calling, he can be a menace As he delivers his special love lettuce. |
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| When feeling the urge to sneeze, Best give your nostrils a squeeze, For the devil is poised to possess you Unless someone cries out "God bless you!".” |
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| When catching and releasing a ladybird A young lady will get a surprise For in the direction it travels Her future husband arrives. |
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| When you swallow the seeds of an apple Your stomach will start to grapple And indigestion will soon begin. The seeds will converge And the roots will emerge Causing a tree to grow from within. |
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